The dishes are done. The kids are down. And you're clocking into your second job: the paperwork.
Three invoices are late. You're not sure which ones.
The books don't match the bank. Again.
Now imagine you closed the laptop and went to bed anyway.
Because tonight, for the first time, someone else is on duty. Not an employee. Not an app you have to learn. A set of quiet automations built for your business, working the hours you shouldn't have to. Keep scrolling. Watch one night of it.
One more thing about that night.
It never touched my systems. Not one notification.
Everything you just watched ran on your device, inside your own AI accounts, under your logins.
When the work is done, I hand you the keys and walk away with exactly this much of your data: none. The one exception is an ongoing subscription where I manage something for you, and even then, what I can touch is defined in writing before it starts.
No hosting, no copies, nothing routed through my systems. Everything is set up locally on your device and inside your own AI tools, under your logins. The one exception, an ongoing subscription where I manage something for you, gets defined in writing before it starts.
I build with whatever you already run. No rip-and-replace, no proprietary platform, nothing to buy from me.
Not a pile of clever tricks: a business that understands its own AI setup. Documented, taught, and yours to run without me. Foundations before flash.
Before I automate anything, I look at your whole business through the numbers you already have. No prep on your end. One sitting, five lenses, and a plain-English answer to: what's healthy, what's leaking, and where AI pays for itself first.
Say the night shift hands you back 6 hours a week. That's 312 hours a year. Eight full work-weeks you currently spend at the kitchen table.
The page you're reading right now is the portfolio piece. I design and ship mobile-first websites for small businesses in days, not months. Fast, modern, written in your voice, and built to be sent in a text and read on a phone. The builds below are initial mock-up designs, shipped live for each business.
I'm taking my first five referral clients at founding rates: the low end of every range above. In exchange, honest feedback and a testimonial once the work proves itself. And a simple guarantee: if the Evaluation finds nothing worth automating, it's free.
Your words here, six months from now.
Reserved for founding client #1 · could be youNo. If you can approve an email, you can run everything I build. The 2:49 AM reply was exactly one tap.
No. Whatever you already run is what I build in. That ticker of tools up in the promises was the actual list.
Exactly where it lives today: your accounts, your device. Nothing new gets created on my side, and nothing leaves with me. Promise 01 is the whole policy.
Then it costs you nothing. That's the guarantee in the founding offer above, and the action plan is still yours to keep.
Alex was selling AI products before ChatGPT existed. People now call that era "the time before AI." He calls it his first years on the job.
ChatGPT launches. Suddenly everyone's talking about the thing he'd been selling all along.
A San Francisco AI company backed by SoftBank at a near-billion-dollar valuation. His 9-to-5 is literally the machinery of running a business: pipeline, forecasting, invoicing, dashboards.
Set up by a friend you can actually call. Referral only: you're here because someone you know sent you this.
A free 20-minute intro call. No pitch, no slideware. Just a first look at what your night shift could handle.
This opens a prefilled message on your phone. Nothing sends until you hit send, and the details go straight to Alex, nowhere else.
Alex Kerr · (760) 533-5505 · alexjkerr56@gmail.com · fatts.studio
Good night. The shift starts whenever you're ready.